I noted with interest today that BBC news have started to cover the USA's Democrat Party attempt to begin impeachment proceeding against their President. Being impartial and this being a foreign affair BBC news will of course cover this in a fair and partial manner.  The obvious things like the political motivation to remove a duly elected president, on a bipartisan basis and with highly suspect motives by those taking the lead. Also the technical reality that impeachment is highly unlikely to get anywhere in the Senate who this eventually is passed to. Yes they will surely explain all of that wont they?

No. Not a chance. British Brainwashing Corporation will follow whatever narrative suits them or their masters tell them. Fact checking in 2019 seems to be google it or read Wikipedia, these news readers are actors rather than journalists, more worried about earning £300k a year and how many people follow them on Twitter, than being honest. Maybe it's Biased Bilge Clowns or whatever, still you can trust auntie beeb to treat you like sheep, the trouble is it's working still on many a dumbed down person. 

So here is Lionel Nation a lawyer and broadcaster from the USA to explain a few things in his own highly individual manner.

When Mervyn was booted off the Pirate/Free Radio forum run by the legend and house hold name that is Garry 'nobody got to me honest' Stevens, I thought it would soon settle back down to the boring place it had become, and so it did.

Far to many posts returned about a licenced community radio station, that is as much a pirate or free as any other OFCOM governed community station. Endless debates about 1KW of power lightened only by LWDavid who always manages to get Britains number one transmitter expert Dave Martin firing bullets. The so called Joke forum actually seems less of a joke, oh it's slow and has a level of tedium at times but unless a church member from The Lady Of Licenced Goodness turns up it tends to be more about other free radio with less meltdowns from crackpots.

I noted with interest that Mervyn got rid of the many "posts to nowhere" on his forum, I was a little disappointed as they were occasionally a source for a laugh, but yes, I understand why, moderating even with help is time consuming and if it then turns into troll farming then why not stop.

Well yesterday a Board Watcher (should that be bored watcher?) decided to mention Mervyn's place (why can't they say his name, is it something to do with The Lady Of Licensed Goodness recently published unrevised version of the Bible?). If you say Mervyn do you have to say a hundred hail Carolines and do penance, or even worse sing along with The Fortunes in a happy clappy manner? Anyway attention drawn the responses predictably started, I'm not going to repeat Mervyns own response, but somebody mentioned blood pressure, and with all the older people that read these forums I thought a few medical tips might help....

Well having glanced through the Lancet, and read up on a few scientific studies I can confirm that knowing the truth does not normally cause raised blood pressure. Neither does having an open mind, being prepared to concede your long held views might just need reviewing, or just reading. Blood pressure can rise if you have a hissy fit or continually stamp your feet shouting No! No! No! The good news is that being naive, or unable to understand logical reasoning might not cause raised blood pressure either, it just keeps you stupid. 

As we go to press I can confirm that the CIA declined to comment, however a spokesman for the Mafia stated that they don't like anoraks and find them a little scary. Fred Bramley can currently be seen at The Maypole Theatre where he is playing one of the old bitter men in the stage version of The Muppets. Ian S from Portsmouth can be found in a parallel universe where everything happens after 1972.



 

 

I am always intrigued by the tiny minds who take it upon themselves to censor alternative opinions to their own. So lazy anoraks admin warriors, why not take some time out to understand the net effect of censorship and at the same time enjoy a good few laughs.

A little levity on Saturday evening (and obviously there after) thanks to the often censored by the Globalist elite's puppies & still causing You-tube a dilemma as he brings so much traffic to their hallowed halls. Anyway learn if your a dilusional lefty, laugh if you are all right & if you have risen above all the left versus right political poison smirk like a kid with the rest of us.....

Excitement in Anorak Land was palpable this week upon the announcement of a brand new almost offshore radio book. 'The Pretty Much Inshore and Not Offshore Radio Bible' covers the history of Radio Chunder.

Radio Chunder holds the record for using the most un-seaworthy boat ever for offshore broadcasting and having a flat bottom even the pretend captain spent half his time throwing up over the side. After just three hours of broadcasting the entire crew and presenters decided to mutiny and relocated the MV Stolen by dropping anchor on the nearest sandy beach.  Now stable they started programming however the format was so boring nobody really noticed them, and with an output of just 500 watts and a 150 foot cliff right in front of them even the legendary sea water effect was of little use.

To see just how awful the station was (and the book) we have a sample paragraph:

At around 10:30 the tender arrived from the local corner shop. Hans Van Willy used his Land Rover to deliver the latest albums, a copy of The Sun and some milk. We were all left feeling betrayed, none of the albums were classic rock and we were out of toilet paper. Improvising we used The Sun as bog paper (as our chief DJ Andy Arched Over described it), it was actually quite absorbent.  

Speaking of the new book radio hysterical Hans Know said "They say every home should have a tin opener, I say every anoraks home should have a basement, they should use it every day (and night)"

The book is available to order now in Hard Back at just £58.99 or £62.50 for the limited edition pop up version.