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4/10/2019

Excitement in Anorak Land was palpable this week upon the announcement of a brand new almost offshore radio book. 'The Pretty Much Inshore and Not Offshore Radio Bible' covers the history of Radio Chunder.

Radio Chunder holds the record for using the most un-seaworthy boat ever for offshore broadcasting and having a flat bottom even the pretend captain spent half his time throwing up over the side. After just three hours of broadcasting the entire crew and presenters decided to mutiny and relocated the MV Stolen by dropping anchor on the nearest sandy beach. Now stable they started programming however the format was so boring nobody really noticed them, and with an output of just 500 watts and a 150 foot cliff right in front of them even the legendary sea water effect was of little use.

To see just how awful the station was (and the book) we have a sample paragraph:

At around 10:30 the tender arrived from the local corner shop. Hans Van Willy used his Land Rover to deliver the latest albums, a copy of The Sun and some milk. We were all left feeling betrayed, none of the albums were classic rock and we were out of toilet paper. Improvising we used The Sun as bog paper (as our chief DJ Andy Arched Over described it), it was actually quite absorbent.

Speaking of the new book radio hysterical Hans Know said "They say every home should have a tin opener, I say every anoraks home should have a basement, they should use it every day (and night)"

The book is available to order now in Hard Back at just £58.99 or £62.50 for the limited edition pop up version.

19 Comments

Mervyn Hagger link

7/10/2019 04:04:50 pm

Due to all of the rubbish already floating around about the early days of Ronan O'Rahilly, and since there does not seem to be a biography about him, maybe it's time for a book to contrast known information about his early life, with the claims of blarney he has made about himself with help from his friends?

Seaman Staines

8/10/2019 12:06:53 pm

You're hardly the expert when it comes to publishing books.

mervyn hagger link

9/10/2019 10:45:45 am

How would you know, as far as I can tell you can't read. Or if you read anything at all it is childish drivel and certainly nothing that meets with academic standards of investigation.

Seaman Staines

8/10/2019 12:05:38 pm

Your feeble attempts at humour are not working

ADMIN

8/10/2019 03:24:30 pm

Poor old SS (apt initials) why are you oh so bitter, or were you drunk when you made your comments?

Sraman Staines

8/10/2019 05:36:55 pm

If you want bitter, refer to MH. Pathetic.

mervyn hagger link

9/10/2019 12:02:17 pm

Sraman if you can't even type your own name without falling over your own nonsense, then it seems to me that you have just drowned yourself in your own stupidity of ignorance. Typical of the anoraks without brains. Now THAT is pathetic. By the way are cops who arrest crooks "bitter"? How about judges who sentence liars for perjury, are they "bitter"? Seems to me that you have confused the guys in the white hats (like me) with the guys in the black hats like you and your pals in charge of a rusting hulk and a tin pot AM plaything that has difficulty filling airtime and paying for electricity to keeps its mini-transmitter going at full power. You guys are a joke.

Seaman Staines

9/10/2019 01:32:44 pm

Well, at least I can start a sentence with a capital letter.

Mervyn Hagger

12/10/2019 05:52:36 pm

Back on Garry's Board a new series of really silly comments have begun in a new thread that dares not mention my name.

I still have not heard from Garry with any form of explanation as to why he called Malcolm Smith's rusting hulk and tin-pot toy supporters the cult Church of Caroline, and then made me an Administrator to stop them from posting on his Board, only to suddenly switch within an hour and become a convert born again member of that same cult. Then he got rid of me and welcomed the cult back to his home.

Now a 'bible is in preparation that actually thanked me for contributing - until I complained. So my name was removed from the ads and it may be the cause of why publication has now been pushed back after I also tore apart the sloppy editorial and lack of research which embraces the 'Pope' of the cult church. This 'bible' tries to link Radio Caroline from 1964-1967 to the "joke" (as Garry called its cult and members), that attempts to link up with the present day.

All kinds of comments have come my way asking why I am not rushing into print with the 'Dial 999 for Caroline'. The reason is that much of the research is already on line - but it is in academic format and these fools only look at picture books - not proven text.

So I have now decided to refuse to publish any more rubbish from cultists, and if that includes you and you are wondering what happened to your posts - the answer is that I refused to publish them.

You are not students of offshore radio, you are little children who are so pitiful that installing brains in your bodies was a waste of time.

How's that for an insult Dawn?

Does it dawn on you that you are keeping the company of fools who are playing into the hands of the very Establishment that you claim destroyed offshore radio?

Of course not.

But then you have no idea of what the actual story of free radio is all about.

Meanwhile our team is now expanding by bringing in more research investigators since we have so much new information that it will create not a single volume, but a series of volumes.

The Nutter on the bus

24/10/2019 07:35:37 pm

The Landed Lordships of the Daily Mail who had pioneering interest in offshore from loudspeakers and sponsoring overseas radio aided in the 64 plot??

Testing 1.2,3

12/10/2019 06:20:00 pm

"'Dial 999 for Caroline'."--- will NEVER get published.

mervyn hagger

12/10/2019 07:07:34 pm

Testing 1, 2, 3 ... is that what you are praying for in the BCoC?

You spend an awful lot of time fretting about something that you say will never happen.

Now that is funny.

Seaman Staines

12/10/2019 08:28:25 pm

Has it occurred to you that a "series of silly comments" would not have arisen if you hadn't made such unjustified, unwarranted and spiteful, childish comments yourself? Stop the butt-hurt and get on with your project.

ADMIN

12/10/2019 08:35:02 pm

I half expected the trolls to turn up at some point, same old negative regurgitated nonsense from deluded old anoraks, who believe in anything Malcolm tells them to. Meanwhile money goes into anonymous bank accounts by the faithful who feed off the perception rather than dare consider the reality of NOW AND THEN or past and present.

Within the next few day's we plan to begin our own analysis of the 1960's on here, so go and hide in your basements as reality is clearly not an Anoraks thing.

Seaman Staines

12/10/2019 09:03:39 pm

Let's hope that your analysis is up to the academic standards such as a forensic investigative journalist might employ. You have already made assumptions above, so presumably you have evidence to back them up. Shouldn't you finish your analysis first then publish, rather than begin your it here? Just a little tip for you.

Mervyn Hagger

12/10/2019 10:43:30 pm

Seaman Staines, Maldonian, Dawn and all the other members of the BCoC, I had enough of weeding out your nonsense on the Cross-Border Forum and figured that this site could do with a bit of action and so I brought your nonsense from Garry's site and his 'Joke Board' site over here. Over on the Cross-Border Forum all daft BCoC cult messages are rejected and when I get 5 extra minutes from sensible research, I will start deleting all the BCoC rubbish comments to thin it out. So have fun with your rusting hulk which appears to be the Holy Temple and shrine, because you are now boring me to the point that I am about to ignore. However, like all good promoters - remember to hate me as the person who is going to blow the lid off the story of Radio Caroline from 1964-1967/8. 'Dial 999 for Caroline' is coming your way, so please remember to buy a copy when you see it. I am not sure how many pictures it will have and it will not discuss what Oomagh had for breakfast with Ronan O'Rahilly on March 27, 1964. It will tell you something about Oomagh that your 'bible' seems to have got wrong. But you need to learn to read before you even think about getting the first volume when it arrives.

Seaman Staines

12/10/2019 11:09:11 pm

No hate here, and I can't wait for you to blow the lid off as you put it. Although it looks like I might have to based on past performance. Already I sense some disappointment that you will not be able to furnish us with the details of Oonagh's eating habits, but we can't have everything, can we?
You have continually made reference to the fact that I cannot read. Clearly I have mastered that particular skill, so let's hope that your proposed volume(s) do not contain any similar wild inaccuracies.
I'm sure 'Dial 999......' will be available at all good bookshops, but to save a little cash I might wait a couple of weeks and check out the bargain bin at the garage. I'm not made of money, you know.
Oh, and you could have found 5 minutes to tidy up your tumbleweed board if you hadn't wasted it with more diatribe here. Time management, Mervyn, that's the thing.

The Nutter on the bus

12/10/2019 11:09:14 pm

This is scary stuff indeed, which would have largely been buried in caves with Davinci coded scrolls and only accessed by the Greta Thunderer illuminated

We thank Albert Tors for bringing it to our attention that if one book marks this fine scroll it will not roll with the times and you will be stuck at your first point of discovery forever, rather like Greta

ADMIN

13/10/2019 02:47:55 pm

Yes poor old Greta and what callous parents and associates using her in some a disgusting and abusive manner. The child has Aspergers,and a variety of other mental health problems, yet they get away with it because she knows all about everything green, except how corrupt the UN's IPCC are, the Medieval Warm Period, and just how many 100's of upskilled scientists disagree with climate change. Still nothing like furthering the elite globalists world control agenda is there!

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