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16/9/2021

I am not going to hold my breath, but might biased BBC have a problem? The box ticking cronies ain't happy, so who knows?

Also, to anyone leaving a stupid anti Mervyn comment here, you are wasting your time. I am not Mervyn, and I don't waste his time with your drivel or 'hissy fits.' As the censors do not give him the right to reply on the nut job free radio boards, he is welcome here, to say his piece. If you don't like it, tough!

Finally this time around, it is clear that there are a couple (or more) two faced people, that say one thing here and another thing on the supposedly free radio forums. Do you think I am that stupid, not to see through your inane efforts to be clever or two faced?

For the record, I know some of the facts (as in provable and beyond reasonable doubt) that Mervyn and the trio are sitting on. In due course plenty of high profile anoraks and their blind followers are going to look incredibly stupid.

Tik Tok the game is on !!!!

31 Comments

David Cotter

16/9/2021 10:58:31 pm

I do think that this cuts both ways. Mervyn vents his spleen either here on on the blogs, but his victims do not have a right of reply. Comments here are censored, and as for hissy fits, Mervyn has more than most!

James McGregor

17/9/2021 12:32:09 am

Never using more than my real name I have always been a keen supporter of Mervyn and his team of 2 and look forward to his version of the Davinci Bible being available before I die of gingivitis gum disease. This is not a joke. There has been some neglect on my part. It is at an arrestable / reversible stage at the moment and x rays show there are no cavities except in my bank balance

What I referred to last year as a strange Cuprenol man tan on face and right hand a hospital surgeon optimistically suggested was a stress rash over a wisdom tooth worry

My current dentist more pessimistically suggests that if I was halfway honest on his registration health questionnaire, and had a rather poor diet of pot noodles, crisps, toast and large quantities of intoxicants it is far from inconceivable that it is liver cirrhosis or heart or kidney or other import organ failure problems

Needless to say this has encouraged me immensely to up my intake and increase my output, mainly through my bowels and bladder which I unfortunately now have little control left. Needing copious amounts of disposable wipes every day to save my dirty laundry

While I in no way would wish such a sad state of dilapidation on anyone decent
I wonder if Mervyn's obsession with bottles and meds is actually a cry for help from within himself. As his multiple blogging and addiction to amongst others David Cotter now seems to have little self control left

Get well soon Merve. With soothing 648 your train of thoughts will soon come around to our stations way of thinking. It's the only way it is homeopathic medicine for the soul

The Church is here to help lost minds

I have received benefits greatly, and so can you, by not resisting and accepting the truth is not your silly fantasies

George Hayes

17/9/2021 02:28:37 pm

The biggest troll on the Garry Stevens board is Garry himself !
Who do you think Agb and Jame McGregor are ? And there are many, many more names he's uses also !

Jerry McGregor

17/9/2021 07:19:02 pm

Get a grip David LW giving your location away as Hayes

David Cotter

17/9/2021 04:41:46 pm

Mervyn,

"Oonagh told OEM about a marriage of Jocelyn Stevens for which we can find no proof whatsoever"

If you are referring to Jocelyn Stevens' first marriage, this is a matter of public record. He married J*** A S*******d, in the registration district of K********n in 19**.

I have also told you that Oonagh's middle name is known in a previously unpublished comment. I know what 'M' stands for. It's M*****n.

The asterisks serve as proof that I have found these records, but I would prefer you to undertake the elementary 2 minute task of finding the details for yourself.

Fred Bramley's Mother

17/9/2021 07:32:15 pm

When I first married your mother I told you all about J*** A S*******d and so did that bloated ego Paul Rusling and just about every anorak who ever breathed. So if you read OEM you will see what is being referred to, but David, I would prefer you to undertake the elementary 2 minute task of finding the details for yourself. In other words shut up Freddie Archer. Like all "oh I am so clever by being so stupid" anoraks, you have earned another merit badge for idiocy. Now, what your other pointless point?

David Cotter

18/9/2021 08:14:17 pm

What has Freddie Archer got to do with this? Don't tell me that you think that he and I are one and the same. We are not and I do not know him.

Fred Bramley's mother who is wiser that David Cotter's mother who is as daft as they come for giving birth to a boy name Sue.

17/9/2021 07:35:53 pm

Oh sorry, that was Johnny Cash.

Now what was your other point, oh the 'M', no it was not Mervyn - you should know that David. Hey, those are both Welsh names. Maybe Mervyn should read for the anti-David vaccine.

Huh?

18/9/2021 10:43:57 am

That makes about as much sense as James writing under the influence, which goes to show that you can't hold a conversation, watch TV and write comments without proof-checking them, all at the same time. Three into one doesn't work, does it James?

Umm David Cotter, are you answering a question not asked?

18/9/2021 10:40:52 am

I think you got your wires crossed. The OEM article was about Oonagh who referred to Shirley in context of Terence Conran and Jocelyn Stevens and Jocelyn did not marry Shirley Conran - she married Terence Conran and then John Stevenson and then Kevin O'Sullivan. None of which has anything to do with the subject of how Radio Caroline began, or the marriages of Jocelyn Stevens. He did not marry Shirley Conran.

David Cotter

18/9/2021 08:29:09 pm

"many radio anoraks put themselves in the same boat (pardon the pun), as the most extreme fanatical religious cultist"

No, that's what you do. You have hyped this up again and again until you believe it yourself.

David Cotter's Mum

19/9/2021 02:00:04 pm

Why don't you stop trying to be clever David, and stop trying to argue about typos or information that is not relevant to anything but which sounds like Scottg or Fred Bramley under other names? You could sound like the phantom Freddie Archer but he at least sticks to one point of telling everyone that he loves Peter Moore's Radio Caroline. But you do sound like Scottg who could be Fred Bramley and even James is in such a muddle that it would be an insult to say that you are he and the insult would be on James because he at least thinks that he is being funny, but all you do is write snide remarks. Why do you even bother? Now let's try to get you thinking about Oonagh and how she has resurrected Rosswood as her own company when it clearly is a name derived from Ian Ross and his home in Hindhead. Why has she suddenly reappeared or is it the Rusling resurrected her and then OEM opened the door of late to allow her to write a pile of rubbish? Why doesn't Oonagh want to talk about what she DID do at Ronan's flat when she and he placed legal notices with his name and in her name (neither one being Rosswood and neither one being mentioned by Rusling or OEM?) If you are not going to do that, then please shut up and go to bed like a good little boy Scottg Bramley, and stop annoying Mr Mike.

Doctor soap opera

19/9/2021 04:43:04 pm

I prescribe insanity

Scottg Bramley's Bruv

20/9/2021 04:41:27 pm

Ooooooh! Scottg Bramley is debating himself on the Garry Nothingboard. He wants you to tell him how he knows that Oonagh was known as Karanjia years ago, and he was interrupted by his alto ego Bramley telling Scottg to shut up because no one cares.

Then this half called Scottg says that he has seen 4 advance copies of a book by MH. Can you produce one for us all to see? No one else has seen one.

James, over to you, I am sure you can tell us what is in this book because you are surely one person who must have a copy. Can you loan one to MH so that he can see it too? He hasn't seen one.

David Cotter also wants one to see if there is a full stop after the sentence on paragraph 6, line 23 of page 938. He says it is missing but I can't see it.

I want to know if a missing full stop is visible after taking meds. Come in James and tell us all. In fact I am fighting myself over this one because I don't have any meds due to the Covid lorry driver shortage. Please help. Sincerely yours Scottg Bramley's Bruv.

Watching The Research Thief

20/9/2021 08:01:05 pm

I see the idiot that steals other peoples research to publish himself is trying to justify his cynical moves. Typical bloated Northerner. He was only on Caroline for a week and was a rubbish disco style DJ when he did that minimal stint. He has about as much to do with offshore radio as Harvey Weinstein has to do with women's rights.

Scott, Fred, David & James

20/9/2021 08:05:27 pm

Scott, Fred, David & James. You should ask Garry to rename his board the Anorak Ladies Knitting Circle. Why? Because that's where you all belong. Fred could also join the nasty brigade as a group leader for the intellectually challenged division.

You are all old & miserable anoraks living in fairy land.

The REAL Scottg SHOUTING MAD

20/9/2021 09:09:32 pm

Stop attacking me Fred Bramley, I am asking a question about Oonagh and Paul Rusling has kindly come back to Garry's Board to answer my question which is more than you doing by attacking me and my exclusive research that I think is so important that it needs to be shared. David Cotter understands why I write with ***** instead of words and we three seem to be the only sane people on Garry's Board. So stop and listen to Paul's expert response. You might learn something.

Mister Might waiting to learn something on Garry's Board

20/9/2021 09:13:02 pm

Oh, I just learned that Paul Rusling has drifted back from the Joke Board to Garry's Board and that is confusing since Garry is attacking Peter Moore and Paul Rusling is supporting Peter Moore. I learned that James McGregor has it all figured out: you are all nuts like him, but at least he knows that he is nuts.

Mobile Wire

23/9/2021 10:17:21 am

Truthfully, Scottg and his signal reports signal reports past present and future

" ie:- 1-2mv. I still have the results from a fully calibrated signal strength meter, from 1977 until the late 1980's in various locations. I will give comment at some future date, regarding the exact received signal strength in the Hastings/Eastbourne area, of which (technically) should be good. Scottg."

I think Mervyn has a point

Morning Son

23/9/2021 11:23:14 am

It's the New Order

Amid the serious warnings, Mr Johnson also attempted to strike a humorous note at points, including saying Kermit the Frog had been wrong when he sang It's Not Easy Bein' Green.

Scottg honest me

23/9/2021 02:55:16 pm

"Posted by Scottg on September 23, 2021, 10:09 am, in reply to "Re: Am I right, or am I wrong? - Oonagh "
Sometime after leaving 6 Chesterfield Gardens, Oonagh ...."

Oh I forgot, the story is supposed to be how everyone got to 6 Chesterfield Gardens

Not after they left.

Never mind then.

I am going into the garden and put on my old disco clothes I used in Kirkcaldy. Oh wait, can't be cos Atlantisgb says so and he knows where I am even when I don't.

Got to go, Mum's asking if I wiped my shoes before coming in from the garden before I decided to go back out. Let me ask James what I should do next. He knows.

Harry Ramsden

23/9/2021 05:26:01 pm

All my fish & chips have a calibrated reading, that's easy. The difficulty comes with salt & vinegar deposits. In 1977 in the Hastings/Eastbourne area I tested several fish & chip shops who were just 1.2va from my own secret recipe for chicken, however Colonel Sanders beat me to that, so I was stuck with my traditional fishy on the dishy.

We used to have a bloke called Rusling come in and order a very, very large Cod & Chips. Hehad the room for them but later on I found out he had been nicking my tomato sauce & selling it on as Custard. Strange thing is anyone in an anorak believed him ans swore it was custard.

Hastings/Eastbourne area inspectorate

23/9/2021 07:16:32 pm

Our official readings are 1,2.0119 and that tips the scales in fishy talk so that the Rusling exemption does not apply but the Scottg factor as verified by Broadmoor's Dr Atlantisgb is a factor in the mind of Patient James McGregor.

UK Electricity Inspector

23/9/2021 06:49:19 pm

Scuse me hARRY but lectric switches work in the opposite direction for on and off in the USA, so could Scottg have a point if his brain is switched off when it should be switched on and could he just be getting ground vibrations from the Beach Boys without any electrics at all. He could be using the string and two tins approach. But if tins are cans in the USA he might be thinking of sardines more than turntables. WHat is your imput James?

Hastings/Eastbourne area inspectorate

24/9/2021 12:30:36 pm

Please tell Scottg's Mum that we put a comma where there should have been a full stop in the figure quoted earlier.

The Nutter on the bus

24/9/2021 06:53:04 am

The current fashion for dressing for the operating theatre is playing havoc with my preferred travel time of loudly eating crisps and talking to myself. If I stare wildly eyes bulging out at other passengers they just stare wild eyed back at me

This kills my USP although I find that in these changing times my new image of the Che Beret softened with a ceramic poppy and a I L the NHS rainbow either side of the star whilst twirling a closed Swiss EDC Fur Trapper and humming Dum De De Dudum, Dum De De Dumdum, Dum De De Dudum does have the effect of making the driver clock his precise location back to Stand 13 a bit more frequently then he used to when I just crunched and recitied the "The station began testing, the station began testing, the station was founded by a young Irish man in my highly collectable to the point of non existant Seagull Sales Beanie Hat
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Peter Moore leaked memo to Routemaster Bus Drivers
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Dear average working class person

It's great that you have been trained to drive a motor vehicle from A To B without crashing very often and I don't grudge you taking your girlfriend along for the ride to impress her with your driving skills. When classes have ended though does she really have to stand right up next to you swinging from the rail and chatting with you. This must clearly be very distracting for you when you eyes should be on the road and you ears open for passengers in your charge being stabbed or gang raped on the back seat

Do not share this memo with Secret Squirrel or it will be leaked dose the idiot board then another idiot acolyte will attempt to blackmail the joke board and Dave M will reproduce it in it's entirety with my home email address
Apart from that Dave's board is wonderful and it is now my new love nest with Freddie

Ta Ta PM

Anatomy Correct Person

24/9/2021 12:27:56 pm

We find your reference to 'girlfriend' highly toxic and therefore offensive. Also the idea that non-penis people should in any way be linked to penis people for any purpose other than extraction of fluid to create additional biological creatures. Stop it immediately or we will tell Scottg's Mum.

Board Watcher

25/9/2021 07:56:40 am

I want to share with you what I just told Scottg on the Garry Board. Scotttg is going on and on about Oonagh Karanjia in the 1970s when no one is even remotely interested in what Oonagh Karanjia. So this is what I wrote on Garry's Board:

Posted by Board Watcher on September 24, 2021, 11:04 pm, in reply to "Re: Am I right, or am I wrong? - Oonagh "

That's a Merv tactic. I say that Ronan had a pet badger and if nobody proves otherwise to my satisfaction then it is true. I'll conveniently forget that no one cares whether he had a pet badger or not.

>>>>>> But of course there is a downside to my comment: If no one cares whether I claim that Ronan had a pet badger, and no one disproves my claim that Ronan had a pet badger, then Ronan must have had a pet badger.

On the other hand, why am I trying to prove that what Merv is writing is of no interest to anyone, if no one cares? Why do these 'Merv threads' keep popping up?

If no one cares what Merv is writing, how does everyone on the Garry Board and his Joke Board know what Merv is writing if they are not reading what he is writing?

How do I know what he is writing?

(It's not about Ronan's pet badger, I wrote that.)

Why am I writing this?

Maybe James can explain.

The Real Board Watcher

25/9/2021 02:45:47 pm

The above comment is not, of course, made by me although I am correctly quoted.

I am not trying to prove that what Merv is writing is of no interest, merely expressing the opinion that if anyone cared enough about Merv's writings, then they might respond to him, or present some alternative facts.

I suggest that most are looking on with mild amusement as he lashes out at all and sundry.

London Bus Driver

26/9/2021 02:30:32 pm

If you want to go dogging get orf my bus. You are not doing it here Chrysanthemum sunshine. I came here for a better life and cup of coffee, not to debate the merits of your very very small penknife. Orf Now!

The Real Board Watcher

26/9/2021 07:07:48 pm

Of course it is correctly quoted because you are the author and not the author of the Real Board Watcher claiming to be the Board Watcher. So if you, whoever you are, want to dish out this advice to one and all, because you feel that alternative facts are necessary, and that is an oxymoron (for morons), because that is like saying that there is an alternative explanation why things fall downwards and not upwards. So if all and sundry are really ignorant twits, what is Merv supposed to call all and sundry - which it seems includes the fake Board Watcher? Just my observation as a Board bored Watcher.

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