My Book, My Book, A Kingdom For A Book!

Step aside Sheriff there's a new book in town, (or is this just much a do about nothing). No fear Sheriff Malcolm has ridden into Anorak Town and all will be well for those innocent folk who have suffered enough by Wild Billy Mervyn the meanest book-slinger in the West.

You see a man needs to know his limitations and even Crazy Geoff Thinker has already come to realise that nobody and that means nobody, messes with Sheriff Malc.  The general public might, but as everyone knows the general public won't, just ask the Sheriff, the all seeing eye, the protector of all law abiding anoraks. My goodness this new Sheriff is angry, he is already up to 1980/81 with a new book, whilst Wild Billy Mervyn is way back in 1964-67/8, a period of time that no single person is interested in. The sixties? come on everyone knows the sixties are history and what idiot wants to understand history, least of all if it's accurate. 

And here comes the killer blow, Sheriff Malcy Baby's book is bigger, yep even though it's not been written yet, trust the boss, it will be bigger and far more interesting. How do we know, well it's already received rave reviews from a couple of anoraks which as everyone knows is definative and final.

Now Deputy Garry, be a good boy and tie the Sheriff's horse up outside the Saloon, it's Wine O'Clock for the Boss...