Vacancy: Chairman BBC

17/10/2020

If you want a part time job, that's both rewarding and obscenely financially rewarding then the BBC are looking for you (yes you, not any of the plebs or great unwashed).

You will have the following qualities. Born with a silver spoon in your mouth, the ability to say and do anything for a stupefying salary. Previous experience in punishing the elderly and infirm and the ability to lie with a straight face are vital. As a natural yes man you will be expected to work (Turn Up) at least one day a week on average and allow our existing team of crazed politically correct, multi everything mental heads make all the decisions.

Grovelling and doing everything the banking industry demands and sinking a national economy is prerequisite although we have our own specialist team of Goons to ensure everyone pays our UN-negotiable monopoly tax.

8 Comments

James McGregor

17/10/2020 10:14:16 pm

I meet that Criteria

BBC

17/10/2020 11:18:54 pm

We are excited to invite you to complete our new behaviour-based, psychometric assessment. We are using this assessment because it provides a fair and objective way to help us understand your natural strengths and preferences. We will use this information alongside your application to create a holistic view of your suitability for the role.

This new form of assessment is presented in an engaging and graphically rich format, collecting over 5,000 data points. It is a fair and reliable psychometric assessment, the output of which can be mapped to work-place competencies. Some of the tasks in this assessment are challenging and may be difficult to complete. Simply follow the instructions and try your best.

You have been asked to complete the following assessment:

Skyrise City (Personality)

This is a personality assessment so there is no right or wrong way to approach it; simply follow the instructions and react to the scenarios naturally. On average, the assessment time takes around 35-45 minutes, with an additional 5-7 minutes to download the app and read the instructions carefully. Everyone is different and there is no time limit so please complete the assessment at your own pace.

James McGregor

17/10/2020 11:26:56 pm

Hi Paul, Yes I remember reading about the BT yard and the Irvine put on the spot welding affair

On a slightly different topic the demolition of the sunk head fort

Although a ship had hit it in the 1950's and it was considered unstable (breaking a bit off in fact!) was it not a mistake the pirates neglecting it in the 1960's?

If so Caroline might not have gone off in 68

James McGregor

18/10/2020 11:39:38 am

As you can see I have been tested for many key and thought transferable skills and pass with flying Sky TV Executive potential

Talking of thought transference my composition notepad indicates a letter i wrote to Paul about the travels of the Laser lamposts I posted up here!

It was probably after the stress of taking this assessment

I can't cope with pressure

Managing a u tube channel or running a free radio board would be my limit

https://we.tl/t-HYngWYSlEz

James McGregor

22/10/2020 11:23:45 am

First they came for the Kind regards
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Reception reporter

Then they came for the Robotic speakers
And I did not speak out
Because I could only sign language Bramley

Then they came for the trade unionists
And I did not speak out
Because I did not want lose to lose my status
of having password protected access

Yesterday they came in force for Jeff
And I did not speak out as much as I could
Because I am not Jeff, who thinks that Ike, Irving and poisonous lamposts are interesting

And we all were having a really bored Coove day
And thought this is a bloody good laugh
We like revisiting the 60s. We talk about them non stop

Lets go really back in Flashmans time and have a good gang up

Hoping after a good night's bed hopping in the dorm it's all forgotten about in the playground in the morning
Unthinking of the emotional scars you have left on one of the founding three (Barrie's words)
Rising from humble mid terrace house contribution to the mansion house of amusing "pseudo science and political nonsense"

Then they came for me
And there was no one left
To speak out for me

I HOPE YOU ARE PROUD OF YOURSELVES YOU BULLYING JACKBOOTED SCUM

James McGregor

23/10/2020 09:57:48 pm

A Classic English Comedy. A sly parable about anti - Stevenism

https://forward.com/culture/436271/in-a-classic-english-comedy-a-sly-parable-about-anti-semitism/

James McGregor

20/10/2020 01:32:44 pm

Hi James

Thank you for the email and completing the online assessment test.

We are sorry to inform you that unfortunately you have not passed the assessment test for the role you have applied for and therefore we are unable proceed with your application at this time.

Thank you for your interest in working for the BBC

Kind regards
Capita Group Resourcing

Kirsty Belly

20/10/2020 02:23:11 pm

Geoff has converted me to Jeff Belfield

This is much better than Scientology

I remind everyone for ever more, that half an hour of cheering everytime an amusing character walked into the bar stopped 27 years ago

The boring one at the time, brazed off and became phrased

I just put on a little weight, but have done a lot of media work since then

showing how someone quite attractive could with unlimited money quickly turn into a quite a moose

https://youtu.be/8Ji8OzFQ-bU

https://youtu.be/_zhWHsfEa0U

Joe Biden's Son Hunter Gatherer Ukraine Bison

Slim up a bit lass. I want my hard drive back

https://youtu.be/_zhWHsfEa0U

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